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MARIA RAMIREZ

Watch Maria Ramirez AKA Miss Colombia

What's your idea of a perfect day?

I live in the countryside, I am very lucky because I get woken up naturally by the sound of automatic machine gun fire.Ìý I wait for it to stop, then I run out to pick the fresh coffee beans – I dress as bush – and then I spend the morning welding.Ìý Perhaps I make a necklace out of teaspoons, something like this. In the afternoon, I spend an hour on my search for a cure for AIDS. I have very small laboratory with only one mouse, he is very small mouse, he looks like poor little white pin cushion. The evenings I spend on my own, watching my collection of Thin Blue Line videos. Inspector Raymond Fowler, he is so funny. And he does not murder innocent peasant villagers like the police in my country.



What has been the most significant accomplishment of your life?

ÌýI organise big charity initiative called Organs For Orphans.Ìý Basically what happen is an orphan has an organ which a rich man want; the orphan give organ to rich man for twelve or thirteen dollar. It could be a kidney, orphans have two kidneys, or a lung. Or a heart. Or a brain. The rich man is happy, the orphan is happy - if he survives the operation - everybody is happy.Ìý I make big difference in Colombia with this charitable initiative.

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Do you consider yourself to be a giver or a taker?

I consider myself a giver, I give so bery much to my community. I make many initiatives, I make bery much charity. Oh! Unless you are talking about the bedroom in which case I have no choice, I am woman, I have no penis, so...I take it. I take it big time.

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What is your career ambition and what are you doing to accomplish your goal?

My ambition is to end world poverty. Recently I visit Glasgow. Muchos pobre.Ìý Much poverty. It breaks my poor heart. And they have a big problem with drugs, they have to buy from abroad. So, I want to set up worldwide Coca Farm Foundation to help these poor people grow their own.Ìý No more problems with drugs, no more poverty - is simple!Ìý Oh yes, and I also want to make album of Latino pop classics and knock that bitch Gloria Estefan off the top of the charts.



What makes you unique and different from the other contestants?

If I don't win my parents are dead. This means I am more committed to the goal of becoming Miss World, I have more drive and passion.Ìý It also means that if they wish, the judges can have sexy time with me, even the fat hairy women.

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If you had one wish, what would it be and why?

I wish I had a hundred talking dogs. I would teach them to sing 'I Believe I Can Fly' by R Kelly and take them on a tour of hope around the world.Ìý I think that would make a difference. It would be known as The Tour That Changed The World.Ìý Is it so wrong to dream?ÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌýÌý